Foxy Time - Easter Egg Edition
More Like Easter Marshmallows, Am I Right?
The Fox Family has done what many are doing this Easter: we’re ditching the eggs and switching to dying marshmallows…which we will then roast as part of S’mores. Will the dye affect us in some way like the runs, carcinogens, or an uncontrollable urge to listen to the Grateful Dead? Only time will tell.
GYMTASTIC FINISH!
The Mizzou Gymnastics team had a thrilling victory over SEC rivals Florida and Alabama in the National Seminfinals on Thursday and will be competing in the Final Four for the first time in program history! That’s a big deal. The Natty will not be easy. Mizzou has been grouped with Oklahoma each step of the way since the tournament began and has not topped the Sooners to date. Those are the only two SEC schools that survived. They’ll be joined by Utah and UCLA, whatever the hell conference those two are in now. I got a chance to watch the nailbiting semifinal and I think I’m getting to the point where I know what the hell is going on! I know that it came down to Mizzou’s last performer (Helen Hu on beam) and Florida’s. Hu, being the absolute stud she is, stuck her landing and Florida’s gymnast did the tiniest of hops. Game over. All the work of the season and it came down to that. Congrats to Shannon Welker and the ladies. They keep fighting their ass off. The Championship starts at 3p this afternoon (Saturday) on ABC.
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